KANTO LANG PO

Subject: KANTO LANG PO Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:09 pm

KANTO LANG PO

There is a popular college whose address is in Heneral Tinio in the
corner of South Super Highway about a stone's throw away from Don Bosco
and ten minutes from the now Ayala Complex. Anyway, this baranggay in
Makati has

smost of the streets named after famous generals in history, like
Heneral Aguinaldo, Heneral del Pilar, Heneral Tinio, Heneral Malvar,
Heneral Evangelista, etc... A beautiful and poised instructress rode a
jeepney in Edsa (Pasay), which has the route Evangelista/Buendia to get
to work in the college. On this particular journey, she shared the
jeepney with the usual assortment of passengers -- old ladies, men, and
college students who were rushing to attend their classes. After a
while the first passenger called the driver's attention:

Passenger 1: "Mama, kanto ng Aguinaldo ho !" So the driver pulled
over on the corner of Heneral Aguinaldo street to let the passenger off
then resumed driving. After a while another passenger tapped the
ceiling of the jeepney.

Passenger 2: "Mama, kanto Del Pilar ho !" The driver once again
pulled over on the side of del Pilar street to let the second passenger
off then resumed his driving. After a while another passenger called
his attention again.

Passenger 3: "Sa Kanto Malvar lang, pare!" So, like the rest, he pulled
the jeepney on the corner side of Heneral Malvar street to let the
passenger off.

After a while, it was the instructress' turn to alight. Realizing that
there were students from her school in the jeepney with her, she waited
for one of the students to call the driver's attention and make him
stop. However, none of the students made any attempt since they were
also waiting for her to call the driver's attention. As a result, they
were about to pass the corner of Heneral Tinio and miss the jeepney
stop. The instructress then decided to shout urgently:

Instructress: "Mama, mama!!!"

Driver: "Ano yon?!"

Instructress: "Kanto Tinio ho !!! Kanto Tinio ho !!!"

After a pause the driver responded:

Driver: "Miss, hindi pwede -- maraming nakakakita, at may asawa na ho !!!"

Subject: Re: KANTO LANG PO Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:35 pm

bwahahaha!,.

lol,.

nice one,.